How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...