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A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
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BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
New submarine Ensign
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What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
A mouse-tache!
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