Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...