Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...