DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Car Acronyms
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Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...