Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...