Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...