The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...