Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...