baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....