Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...