Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
New product cuts stress
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At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....