Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.