If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...