What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...