The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...