What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...