LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...