yo mama so fat.. drivers license
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Check your Dirty IQ!
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I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
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