Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...