The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...