There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...