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At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
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The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
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Better Than Pork
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