Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...