Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...