The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...