Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...