A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....