Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.