The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.