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This is one smart dog
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Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
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Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?