Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...