Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...