User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...