Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.