Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...