Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...