Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...