What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...