The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...