Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...