If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
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Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
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Give chocolate pudding
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If Thinking Machines made toasters…
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...