Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.