Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...