Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...