First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)