Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...