Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Young man
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This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.