Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...