Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...